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COMEDY TIME

A young man travelled to his elder sister's house to rest 4 smtym b4 he starts his second phase of job search. He always felt dat his sister's place wud b d most comfortable place 4 him at least 4 d feeding & shelter he wud get from them, but wen his sister's son, bobo approached him it almost made him have a re-think. Diz was the conversation dat occurred btw both of dem;-
Bobo: Uncle! Uncle!! Uncle!!! U don show?
Uncle: Hey Bobo!!! U are now a big boy o!!! Hw are u??
Bobo: uncle i'm 5n o... wetin u buy 4 me?
Uncle: sorry I 4got. Okay wat do u want? ? ?
Bobo: Okay. Uncle buy me bicycle.
Uncle( seeing himself was too broke said but was too shy to say it as he was a graduate): okay dont worry. Come see me tomorrow.

Diz really gave him sleepless nyt becoz he had no money at all wid him 4 he was jobless, so he remembered dat d mother always complained abt d boy always failing in school. So he decided 2 use it as a leverage. D next morning, the following conversations ensued between them;-
Bobo: Ehee!!! Uncle I don show
Uncle: Ok. Bobo. Wetin u carry 4 school last term?
Bobo: hey!! Uncle na 31st dey give me o!!!
Uncle: U c bobo... I said I will buy u a bicycle even b4 u where born... bt on 1 condition...
Bobo: ehh... which condition b dat, uncle?
Uncle: Whenever u take 1st, 2nd or 3rd, I will buy you a bicycle.
Bobo: mmmmm... bt uncle... okay shaa.3rd abi... ?

At least then he felt that the "bingo" av got sm bones to play with for the main time, & then he had more tym to draft some application letters.
During d start of a new term he had 2 travel 4 a 2 months business programme, wen he came bak it was already during d next holiday. Jst after he was welcomed, he entered to drop his bag & bobo ran to him.
Bobo: Uncle welcome
Uncle: ehee hw are u?
Bobo: i'm fine. Ehee I don get my report card
Uncle(relased due to bobo's incessant failure): okay. Wetin u carry diz tym??
Bobo: Uncle na 3rd o!!
Uncle(almost having heart attack said): U don't mean it!!!.
Bobo: hee... I mean am o!!!
Uncle:Well... I will see what i can do.
But come o!! how did u do it?
Bobo: hahaha... I tell mummy say diz nearby school sabi teach well well, so she carry put for the school.
Uncle: U tried o!!!
Bobo: Uncle my bicycle?
Uncle: Bt hw many una dey 4 dat class sef?
Bobo: Uncle na only three o!!!
Uncle: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abeg my people, if na u b uncle, u go still buy d bicycle???????????